Single #3 - I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight

cover art by Mike Diana

Mike Diana 7" Risograph Artwork
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by Johnny Chiba

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'The 3rd single from the Swallow Sperm album is upon you. It's as catchy as the flu, and It's called 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight.' It's a playful take on how being a hetero in 2020 is boring af. The world is ready to move on from 10k years of vanilla sex, and TFG would like to be the soundtrack for the New World Orgasmic Order.

'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight' features some funky electronics in the intro, before transitioning to a digital blast beat, and then an alternate dimension guitar solo. The chorus reminds us all that some people are so stuck in the past that they still listen to The Knack...and stick their P in a V...not that there's anything wrong with that. 'I Don't Know Anyone Who Is Straight' is classic TFG; it mixes pop, metal, punk, new wave, indie rock and anal into a sonic brew that satisfies the senses. 

The single cover artwork is from rank cantankerous comic artist Mike Diana.

Swallow Sperm will be released as 6 singles, each with Mike Diana cover art; All 6 together form a mega-yuge artwork, to be reproduced as a poster to accompany TFG's Summer 2020 cd release.

TFG has been unleashing its own hybrid of new wave, noise rock and pro-sex propaganda since 2005. If you like the LGBT and hate the GOP, TFG should be your favorite band. From the bath house to the mosh pit. TFG has got you covered.

Collect all 6 TFG 7" art prints signed by Mike Diana
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#6 - marilyn manson i will suck your dick - out 5.22.20
#1 - swallow sperm
- out now

#3 - i don't know anyone who is straight - out now

#4 - someday there will be no gender - out now
#2 - condoms go on all four penises - out now
#5 - put your balls on my goatee
- out now

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